secret shame

Okay, quick show of hands:

How many of you, besides me, are guilty of FULLY RECOGNIZING that "Ctrl Alt Del" sucks... but can't stop reading the fucking thing? It's as though it's devolved into something like the ultimate, last-word parody of masturbatory, self-aggrandizing, soap-operatic webcomics... except it doesn't know that it's a parody. It's "The Room" of webcomics.