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Nobody cares. Intermission: "Summer School." The Escapist : Escape to the Movies : Getaway

Escape to The Movies: "GETAWAY"

At this point, let's just start making lists of longtime friends of Robert Downey Jr. and assume that they're all going to wind up i...

James Spader is ULTRON. So Then What, Exactly, is Ultron?

Yesterday organizers unveiled the "secret" lineup and as always lineup is a nice collection of world films with most films coming ...

40th Telluride Film Festival

Actors who started out as "heartthrobs" only to descend into walking-joke territory getting serious comebacks in middle-age is bec...

Awards Statue Engravers Suddenly Frantic To Master Proper Spelling Of "MCCONAUGHEY"

Yes, because everyone else jumped off the bridge, too. The Escapist : The Big Picture : Batfleck

The Big Picture: "BATFLECK"

It's about fucking time. "Intermission" has YOU'RE NEXT and similar fare. The Escapist : Escape to the Movies : The Wor...

Escape to The Movies: "THE WORLD'S END"

Headline kind of says it all. Nothing else to report, but there you go. Ben Affleck is the new Dark Knight for "Batman vs. Superman....

BEN AFFLECK IS BATMAN

Title kind of says it all. The Escapist : The Big Picture : In Defense of "Booth Babes" (sort of)

Big Picture: "In Defense of Booth Babes (Sort Of)"

The "Beltway Sniper" killings seem like a lot longer ago than they were (2002), but then so does the presence of Isaiah Washington...

"Blue Caprice" Trailer

Remember "Will It Blend?" A viral-marketing campaign for high-end blenders that was kinda funny on YouTube a few years ago? No? W...

"The Last Eagle Scout" - A Tea-Party Propaganda Action/Comedy From The Creator of "Will It Blend?" Really.

Hear me out on this one, folks. By tonight, the movie news of the weekend will be that "Lee Daniel's The Butler"  (a not parti...

Brainstorm: Could OPRAH Save The DC Universe?

Relax, it's fun. Also got to "Jobs" and "Lee Daniels' The Butler" in Intermission. Less fun. The Escapist : ...

Escape to The Movies: "KICK-ASS 2"

From Simon Pegg's official Twitter, presented without commentary: Fun at Marvel #3 pic.twitter.com/2hcVhG7695 — Simon Pegg (@simonpegg...

Pretty Please?

John Turturro has written, directed and starred in a movie wherein Woody Allen is his best friend who shows up at his workplace to announce ...

Woody Allen is a Pimp (For Real) in John Turturro's "FADING GIGOLO"

You get where we're going with this. The Escapist : The Big Picture : It Seems Today ...

Big Picture: "It Seems Today..."

Anyone who cares probably already knew this, but today (August 10th, 2013) is K-DAY - the date, in "Pacific Rim's" timeline,...

Happy K-Day

Get out there and support this one, guys. It's a winner. Intermission: "Let's Watch The New Thor Trailer." ALSO: Since th...

Escape to The Movies: "Elysium"

Festival will run from August 7 to 17. There are some interesting movies that you can check info below. Here are all the Award Winners

66th Locarno Film Festival Lineup and Award Winners

I run hot or cold on Paul Greengrass, particularly when he's in psuedo-blockbuster mode, but I'm really  glad he's the guy who w...

"They're not here to fish."

Been waiting on "Monuments Men" for awhile, and it looks good.  George Clooney directs and stars alongside Matt Damon, Bill Murray...

Inglorious ArtNurds

Let's get this out of the way: The trailer for "CBGB" - about NYC's legendary punk rock club - looks like just about the ...

Punkining

We're probably heading into a looooooong stretch of every other fantasy movie trying to look as much like "Game of Thrones" a...

"THOR: THE DARK WORLD" Full Trailer

Oh c'mon, you didn't forget   Lisa, did you? Remember all those jokes about guys getting "crushes" on technology from the...

7 Year Old "Robot Chicken" Sketch Becomes Feature-Length Romantic Drama

Have you ever suspected that everything  you've been told by the LAME stream media was a lie? That forces far, far beyond your conceptio...

Crazy Stupid Blog

Oh thank heaven...

"Muppets: Most Wanted"

NERDS!!! The Escapist : The Big Picture : Brainiacs: The Once & Future Nerds

Big Picture: "Brainiacs - The Once & Future Nerds"

Whatever. Intermission: "The Future (Maybe)" The Escapist : Escape to the Movies : 2 Guns

Escape to The Movies: "2 Guns"

Presented without further commentary:

Is "Bad Milo" The Demon-In-A-Guy's-Butt Movie You've Been Waiting For?